Band Names. Get Your Band Names Here!

I do it.  You do it.  We all do it.  No, not screaming for ice cream; we all like to think up goofy band names.  My goal is to compose a definitive list of band names, but I need help from the powers of the interwebs.  I'll start, but you are invited to contribute your contributions (?) in the comments below.

Let the rockin' commence.  Or whatever your genre of choice does that is equivalent to rockin'.

• Inflammation Overload
• The Smokin’ Spoons
  (I can’t quite recall what the inspirational context for this one was, but I’m confident it was food-related; upon reflection I can see how it could be viewed as a drug reference—use this one only if your band or your fans are into freebasing.)
• The Cheese Weasels
  (Later that night, Pete was heard saying: “That outfit would give anyone a cheese weasel.”)
• Hobo Chic
• Madman Chang
• The Chicken Kickers
• He-Man Salad and the Bloody Muppets
• Hangnail
• International Footwear 
• Klingon Freak Show
  (Duh—but you’d have to pay me royalties until we’re both served a cease & desist from the Star Trek goons)

Woah ho ho, yeah....

For the past few months, I've sat and watched this blog get about one hit per week, a whole batch of spam comment notifications that were apparently nuked by Blogger within moments of appearing (thank`ya kindly), and a couple random anonymous comments kindly prodding me for another post.  And here it's sat, desolate, the equivalent of an Old West ghost town with only dry winds and tumbleweed to fill the streets.  I've made mention a few times in the past that I'll put forth the effort to keep this thing alive, but I think that seems to be what jinxes everything.

What I will say is that blogging is on my mind quite often, but, much like my email habits (the bad ones), I tend to put off writing anything because I feel like I should have something important or worthwhile to say. Somehow I've forgotten that the Internet was invented for the very purpose of filling all those tubes with things that are entertaining, time-wasting, and sometimes downright horrific to fight the good fight against all things productive.  Although it was forever ago, I'm pretty sure that's the whole reason I even started this blog.  So from now on, I intend to fill it up with stupid, and if anything worthwhile is posted, then it was entirely by accident.  Trust me.