Cream Cheese, Texas & Farts.

I recently took a quick peek at some of the stats for my blog, and found an interesting list of the Google search terms people used that have led them here. They are as follows, and in order of how many times they were used (yes, some of them were used more than once):

klingon freak show
freak nipples
buttcakes
"and he kicked him"
freak pain show
freakshow doll
i kicked him in the ding ding
iv caffeine
joan nixt
klingon degree grads
methods to notify next of kin
sleeper has awakened

This may sound strange, but it makes me proud to see such a weird collection of phrases with which I can claim some sort of relationship. I mean, to have a majority of obvious words like "klingon" and "freak" coupled with things like "nipples", "buttcakes", and "methods to notify next of kin" makes me feel a little warm and fuzzy inside. By warm and fuzzy, I mean horrified, but in a good way.

Possibly the most disturbing of that entire list, at least in my opinion, is "klingon degree grads." I just picture some Trekkie geek sitting there and having this grand idea of having a postgraduate degree in Klingon studies. The more I think of it, the more it seems possible, and I shit myself just a little. I mean, a couple years ago someone actually convinced a panel of, uhm, educated people to let them work for a degree in air guitar. I guess anything's possible.

I actually feel a little bad for my friend, Joan, because she's an awesome musician, and it doesn't seem right somehow for her name to be in that list. Oh well, if I know her, she'd probably get a good guffaw out of it.

Just in case, I'll link to her MySpace page again. Click it and listen to her music. Then watch Mr. T talk about 80s fashions.



I hate to say it, but I think Mr. T looks like he's dressed far better than any of those chumps or chumpettes in that video. And he's surprisingly calmer than anyone else too. They must have fed him some sort of tranquilizer before filming. That would explain why he'd even agree to hosting a fashion show in the first place.