I think death by titty-twister would be pretty gruesome.

I can't read anymore. I can't write anymore. However, I can throw out a shameless plug for my band, Insignia77, and our first gig coming up on the 18th of December.



You should come to the show, and bring a friend or fifty. And feel free to save this flyer and distribute it to everyone above and beyond the fifty you bring that night. Also, visit these links for more info, or to hear a song or two beforehand.

Facebook
MySpace
Voodoo Lounge

Well, I had all kinds of insightful gems to share with the handful of people whose strange--and sometimes disturbing--search terms accidentally pointed here, but I'm really tapped out at the moment. Here, have some more shameless promotion.


Photo by Dr. Mitch Strauss

If you made it this far, I probably know you.