It was meant to be.

The world's first Klingon opera.

`Bout time.

A Smorgasbord of WTF

It's that time again; feast your eyes upon the top ten Google searches which landed people here. I'm fairly certain that exactly none of the people who entered these phrases in the text field were looking for me--not even the poor sap who entered in my friend Ryan's name.



Seriously, cop mustache? What is wrong with you people?

They're more scared of you then you are of them.

I know I logged in to say something way awesome, but vodka has erased whatever it was. Instead, I'll post this video for Adidas (believe it or not) that I found a couple years ago but just popped up in my memory. It's a bit creepy, but I still like it. I think it's the song that gets me.